Tuesday, November 19, 2019

Holy Crap!  She's back!!


I know it's been a while, but our favorite newscaster talk show host country legislator is back!!   She tried to kill her husband!!  The pressures of public office have gotten to her.  Wait, she was only elected two weeks ago.   Ouch.  Broke my glasses and smashed my truck!?

No, it was just a regrettable lapse in judgement!!

Saturday, March 22, 2008

The Wicked Witch has been fired

We did it. We got her off the air.
See the story here

It's about time that the channel 9 bosses realized what a tool-ette she is. Maybe she will start selling may kay cosmetics or organizing bake sales or something.

Bye bye.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

WTF?!?

Just look at this pack of assholes. You know it's a sad group when Julie is the best looking person in the picture.

AARRGG!!!! so hideous, yet I can't look away!!!

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Stupid Grin

Julie, please wipe that ridiculous smile off your face. Don’t you have some sort of party planning segment to work on? We need another report on innovative ways to gift wrap Christmas presents.

Friday, August 05, 2005

Haircut?



What's with this haircut? It looks like she styled it herself with a spatula. I hope she has something important to tell us on the news tonight. Maybe there are kittens that need to be adopted or something.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

I Hate Julie Abbott

The purpose of this website is to describe my hatred and disgust toward Channel 9 "news anchor" Julie Abbott. Please note that I use the term "news anchor" very loosely. When I see her doing a newscast, I have no choice but to immediately change the channel before I vomit.

You may ask why I hate Julie Abbott. The reasons are numerous. For one, look at that fake smile. I think it's permanently grafted onto her face. I also hate that annoying voice. How can I get the news from her when feel like smashing the TV? This is besides the fact that she doesn't understand the subject matter that she is reading and has no idea how to deliver a newscast.

Please, Channel 9, fire Julie Abbott.